dirty holiness

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes
over, she puts her nine-year-old son in the closet. One day,
the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the
closet as well.

Inside the closet, the little boy says, "It's dark in here,
isn't it?" "Yes it is." the man replies. "You wanna buy a
baseball?" the little boy asks. "No thanks." the man replies.
"I think you do want to buy a baseball" the little extortionist
continues. "Okay. How much?" the man replies, after considering
the position he is in. "Twenty-five dollars." the little boy
replies. "Twenty-five dollars!" the man repeats incredulously,
but complies to protect his hidden position.

The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again, when
she hears a car in the driveway and again places her lover in
the closet with her little boy. "It's dark in here, isn't it?"
the boy starts off. "Yes it is." replies the man. "Wanna buy a
baseball glove?" the little boy asks. "Okay. How much this
time!" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his
disadvantage. "Fifty dollars." the boy replies and the
transaction is completed.

The next weekend, the little boy's father says "Hey, son. Go
get your ball and glove and we'll play some catch." "I can't. I
sold them" replies the little boy. "How much did you get for
them?" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms
of lizards and candy. "Seventy-five dollars." the little boy
says. "Seventy-five dollars! That's thievery! I'm taking you to
the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for
forgiveness." the father explains, as he hauls the child away.

At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws
the curtain, sits down, and says "It's dark in here, isn't it?"

The priest says..."Don't you start that crap in here now!"